He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
Is it just me or are more fat girls getting belly button piercing these days?
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
I think Memorial Day also marks the beginning of "Bikini Profile Picture" season.
answer the phone. i thought i was eating cheese but it was butter. i ate a lot of it.
can we meet up so i can piece together the end of my night? for instance, did i jump or fall into a plant?
So i am officially handcuffed to the pole on the party bus while taking jello shots.....this shall be an interesting night
On Wednesday I'm putting wine in a water bottle and crashing Margaret thatchers funeral
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
Just read 119 best sex positions. I wanna try 107 of them. Can I put you down for 50?
I just tried to get a motorcycle cop to give me a ride....he told me not to ask strangers for rides
It finally happened my mom knowingly gave me money to buy drugs i knew this day would come\n
i thought the time we went to a party with no shoes on was bad, how about the time you left with no pants on?
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