i just spit dirty mouth water on my dentist. and apparently grinning sheepishly and saying "my b" doesn't make it better
I was thinking about him in the shower then i get out of the shower and there was a text from him
its like he has a camera inside of my shower that looks into my brain
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
apparently the dude across the street has been dead for like a month. now I feel bad about pissing on his lawn
It's safe to say that our attempt at trying to fuck in the grand Sierra elevator was a bad idea.
Found a pic of me suckling your nipple at the bar. Safe to say you don't want this one tagged?
$200 on plane. $110 on train. $5 per drink on plane. $15 per case on train. Plane 1 hour flight. Train 9 hour excursion. Hmmmmm.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
I spent $31 at mcdonalds last night. Threw my nuggets all over the yard, ate them out of the snow, picked a fight about it, vomited, then passed out.
Naked.
third nipple confirmed
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
hurry up. it's a friday night and i'm drinking in my office by myself. wearing a stewie griffin costume. the cleaning lady is judging me.
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