i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
she said if she won the lottery she'd fuck me... isn't that like government funded prostitution?
I didn't want to talk to him so I just started telling him how important Jesus was to me
so jimmy johns showed up at our party last night. our house is sponsored now. living the dream.
Evidently I told a girl she should leave the bar because no one wanted to fuck her.
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Yea... The gym isn't gunna happen today... When I was drunk last night I tried to prove I could front flip off the wheel cover of a semi... I fucked up my shoulder pretty bad... It was more of a roll
Can rosie odonnell just not be a lesbian? Shes stressing me out, knowing we bat for the same team.
i don't know what body building stuff he's on, but his cum is basically a 5 hour energy shot.
I wore Yonce braids out last night and made out with a man and a woman #bowdown is right
YOU SHOULD HAVE BEEN THE FIRST VISITOR TO CHRISTMASLAND
from across the room i saw you look into your beer and whisper "i love you"
YOU'RE NOT THE ONE BEING EVISCERATED BY YOUR OWN UTERUS SO GET SOME DAMN SLEEP YOU FOOL!
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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