So it's like pop-o-matic trouble, but with penises
I just saw a Puerto Rican child between the ages of 8 and 11 with a faint mustache talking very loudly on the bluetooth in his ear about how "Skittles are played the fuck out"
the red, white, and blue power rangers were all also in the porn buisness, good bye childhood
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
I know eh? If a man wants to pay 7 bucks to see some boobies he should be allowed to do so in peace.
Dude, didn't you know? Its balls out wednesday.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
Cant wait to drunkenly tell by kids that i banged their aunt katie in a weird threesome
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
This bitch rocks a fuckin fanny pack and still manages to lose her phone at every thirsty thursday
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
He's rapping about a turtle neck sweater. Please come get me.
I'm actually on the verge of cancelling a booty call because I have an early meeting tomorrow. If this is what adulthood is going to be like, I'll pass.
I'll be naked. By 11. Then arrested. Drunk tank adventures
I mean she's doing calculus in her head to prove how NOT drunk she is.
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