I used the word aforementioned in my paper. That's an automatic A in community college.
I wish we never smoked. I'm literally laying in bed opening and closing my eyes, just hoping a hot dog stand will appear in the room.
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
he threw up on me, hugged my legged and then started laughing. when i asked him why, he said "it's like the sour patch kids commercials."
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
Hello you've reached the get a clue corp. Our business hours are from take a hint to figure it out, eastern standard time. If you prefer to leave a message, don't, call back when you're not crazy, fat, and annoying.
she made a facebook for her toddler.. his likes include lil wayne and ice luge. He has more friends than i do. I mean, Seriously? there's not enough booze in the world to make thanksgiveing bearable
Now I can say "look me up on Pornhub."
there is vomit in the pocket of my dress coat. i remember thinking "this is a weird place to puke" at some point in the evening, but i dont understand how i did this.
I got so many dick pics last night. It was like a slideshow from heaven.
Lol he touched my butt after his grad party and a shooting star went by. No kidding. My ass is mystical.
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
it's like my eyeball is being humped by my eyelid
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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