Ha. Yes. I'm at a strip club. I'm the barack obama of strip clubs
He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
i woke up to my roommate spraying cooking spray on my legs. fourth time this has happened. not cool.
you are the sluttiest virgin ive ever met
thanks it was an honor just to be nominated
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Now I get the fucking shakes every time I hear I'm Sexy And I Know It. Thanks, Captain Morgan.
This is true. I'm still having Jess write "no drugs" on my left hand and "except weed" on my right hand
Definitely a Xanax and Jell-O shots kinda day...except my Jell-O shots are really just a big bowl of a Jell-O shot that I use a spoon to eat.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
I wanna riverboat gamble on your vaginal waters. Just sayin
No. I don't like you. I like your penis. Chin up. At least I like part of you.
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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