i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
Your date looks like the Cloverfield monster. good luck.
i can now get sex on a playground off my list of things to do in life.
You know your from las vegas when the girl on the stage in the strip club was in my US gov class senior year
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
The sun is out and the snow is finally starting to melt here... Vodka bottles keep popping up everywhere. Guess it's the college version of burying nuts for the winter
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
There are panties and mini bottles of Fireball in my purse. Except for the broken toe incident, I'd say last night was probably a success.
I feel like these arent even my fingers anymore
All the drunken hookups over the last year are self destructing, at least something is keeping nursing school interesting
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
I got my period today and I cried tears of joy. And then just cried because my cramps are actually killing me from the inside out.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
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