with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
i woke up in his bed, he had my shirt on
and high school musical 3 was playing on his lap top
First shot of my 21st. 11 a.m. in econ class. Success.
Meeting relatives from another state drenched in tequila and smelling of weed. I'm gonna kill you for soaking the only bra I brought in Jose Cuervo Gold.
Can't wait to hear which one of you won the 'fuck a bigger geek' contest last night. Queen Amidala vs Lara Croft. See you at breakfast.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I was loaded. my pee still has a hint of lime
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
im buying my prof a giftcard to the state store bc he talked ab crying into a glass of tequila so he deserves it
Yeah so then I used the selfie stick his mom gave me to take nudes
Sooo does anyone wanna tell me why I threw up a cigarette this morning?
OMG YOU DID TO?!
i dont know how or why im in the gym right now, but theres a hot cop, a guy i hook up with, and his hot friend. this can only lead to every fantasy i ever had.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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