I can only date guys with blackberrys
I just decided its a new prereq to talk to me
Swine flu. Run for my life!
Enough with studying for finals. Time to put that my little pony coloring book to use.
he puts the penis in happiness.
Every time you buy a sobe you buy a bong.
you kept talking about how hot andy milinakis is and the things you would do with him. no more tequila from him.
So I'm up to masturbating three times a day, drunk textin my ex, not doing any hw and I've failed half of my tests so far
Sounds better than last semester
I need to start giving them away because owning 20 dildos is never going to get me a boyfriend.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
I'll be there soon. I expect Advil and a bucket of kittens when I arrive.
We both got free alcohol and got laid by foreign men last night.
I'm not going out again for the rest of my life. I can't top this.
I'm here. Help me get the salsa and bong inside.
I hate that I will forever be known as the girl who puked on the front lawn. That only happened once.
I need a fucking roommate.
You need a fucking babysitter.
So he has moved up to a stage 5 clinger...Surprised he didn't try to lure you into bed with tacos, like he did last time
Yeah... akward. I don't want a round 2
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