If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
Oh. He liked you.
Then you said "Are you asian?, I didn't know there was Asians in Colorado."
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
she's crying and begging for her chapstick and insisting on walking home...her every thursday ritual
If you get that boat I will recruit some boat hoes for you and tape a video and sync it to I'm On A Boat. This is happening.
He told me I have nice nipples. You can't just tell someone that and then leave the state!
I think after 8 tries we can say Stoli Thursdays cause too much damage.
Everyone is coupling up and I'm just excited the bartender gives me enough attention to order more shots.
Like the fear of satan was put into my heart when I saw him put that sandwich on the WOODEN BENCH
He is getting no nudes from me. I don't even care if I'm losing his legal advice.
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
We spent our last night together taking turns vomiting in the bathroom. I'd say it was a romantic trip.
We were peeing side by side on the riverbank together and I felt like nothing brings you closer than drunken riverbank urinating so I caught her a friendship frog to wipe with since we left the tp in the canoe.
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