Whoa Z and x make the same sound
You have problems? I'm 20 years old and i'm balding
you are the best fuck buddy i could have, all the others get feelings and morals involved
so went to the condom shack today. bought a condom that dresses up your dick in a suit...tomorrow im fucking in style
once she started licking the door on the stall, i got out of there and told her bf "this is your problem now" and walked away
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
When I woke up my bed had been moved to the middle of my living room, a hippie was spooning me on one side and a pile of cocaine on the other, did I go through a time warp or are we still in 2012?
Feel like I died but someone put me In a human microwave and I got back to life.
I'm attracted to him because he looks like the kind of guy who would lick my asshole without me having to ask.
Give me a second. I'm doing my best but I'm drunk so for some reason fitting both my boobs in the pic is just incredibly difficult. They aren't THAT big. I'm just being retarded.
I told you, she may have multiple personality disorder, but like in the most upbeat way possible.
Just caught myself checking an online porn site while in a strip club. Might have a problem.
I woke up on my girls floor with a pound of muenster cheese in my shirt pocket
Xanax, wine, and giving the neighbor blue balls. How about you?
Jesus, it’s Tuesday morning! Not back stage with Motley Crew
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