A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
I CAME AT YOU WITH RAW FEELING
you grabbed my dick through my pants and hissed at me.
Now they're talking about doing whiskey shots since they're flipping the turkey over. You might need to drive me home.
She just kept screaming you name over and over. Im starting to think this is my alarm clock
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I gave him head and we watched Fashion Police. somehow it wasn't awkard.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
My drug dealer just texted me that his kid had a rough sleep and was running late to deliver the ounce to my office. Totes adorbs.
I find it very uncomfortable that I need to ask you to stop sending me pictures of your stomach
At one point I was giving him a handjob and I started singing Call Me Maybe
It's always awkward in the office the day after your boss sends you a dick pic.
Remember when we were coked out at that house and we were trying to meditate in the bathroom? Who's house were we at?
I feel like someone poured gasoline and bleach in my nose and lit it on fire.
Why! I don't feel that at all!!!! I feel jipped
I opened the door and his girlfriend was standing there; we made silent, prolonged eye contact as I quietly put on my panties and left.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
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