i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS
I love having a boyfriend. I just ate pancakes with regular syrup and chocolate syrup, I havent shaved my legs in a week, and Im still going to get laid tonight.
fuck. you.
Im going to need an iv of taco bell after this.
Even my vagina gasped.
you sat in the middle of your kitchen floor feeding your dog blueberries one by one
I feel like everytime I call him he's either fucking or getting into trouble. It's really disturbing that he presses the answer button and then proceeds to fuck her harder.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I'm confused as to why I have a picture of your boobs in response to a photo of my father
Oh hell no my vagina is on that screenshot
Rule 1: If any of us dies on a trip, the other two have to 'Weekend at Bernies' the shit outta that corpse...
I wanna suck that fisherman's dick.
I believe the only reason I am slightly functional right now is the leftover drugs in my nose that I keep sniffing
how is it I left wearing underwear then ended up with none? and why is it they are on you?
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