we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
When the moon hits your eye like a big pizza pie, you're a dumbass
the $50 fast cash from checking button should just be retitled "8th of weed"
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
I'm drinking keystone with a homeless man I found. It's making me feel uncomfortable.
Can we get blazed at 9:06 on sunday and reenact the moment of my birth?
I get to be your mom.
drunk guy next to me on the train just tried to share his pizza with me
he just tried to feed it to me...i love new york
They just caught the deck on fire and I ran out with cups off the beer pong table filled with water from the toilet. It was the closest water source.
its warm now so i can go back to sleeping with guys based on their fuckability rather than how much warmth they generate.
And by go well you mean everyone's hammered right?
Yupp. And someone's bleeding
How drunk do you guys plan on getting?
We wrote our addresses on our arms for the cab driver, what do you think?
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
You had a fry stuck to your face... Every five mins you would wake up, take a bite, put it back then fall asleep again...
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
after that bj i gave him, i could fucking punch his mom and he wouldn't give a shit
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