I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
Keeping hand sanitizer and lube in the same drawer in the same size bottle = awful idea
I lost of the blow last night. Found it later in my bag labeled Fairy Dust.
It's amazing the difference a day and 2000 mg of antibiotic make. Nine days to go.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Can't we have real sex instead of you just thrusting the air near me?
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I seriously had alll four of your knuckles bruised into my arm
JEREMY RENNER GOT DIVORCED. I STILL HAVE A CHANCE.
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
I don't want to just break his heart, I want to dip it in liquid nitrogen and then smash it until it's powder and snort the powder
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
