Paul doesn't remember going to the bar and slept on someone's porch...doesn't know whose porch...maybe near Howard U.
This ain't no lie cnn says sonny n cher's dtr chastity is going to have sex reassignment surgery to become a man named chaz
Not surprised. I always thought Cher was a very passable post op transexual.
I just queefed in yoga class and now the old man next to me is smiling at me.
Just realized our kids will one day call us old because we were around when texting came about. I'm sad.
I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
when I forget a girls name in bed I ask her her middle name then tell her i'm gonna call her that from now on
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Me and my vagina aren't speaking at the moment.
We are going to get clementines. And shoot them out of a ballon launcher. That's after we come up to the ivy with a bullhorn and reck havoc. Where are you.
Well, my eyeball is red and the rest of my eye is black. Oh the joys of drinking with u. PS- I laid in a pile of sawdust. it was ok at the time.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
How did delivering mac n cheese to my drug dealer become a two hour outing?
DUDE NEVER CALL THE COPS BACK
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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