What I dont get about To Catch a Predator is who the fuck still uses chat rooms?
you left a giant bottle of vodka in my room from last night. does this serve as a parting gift or hush money?
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
The meeting is at the same hotel we go to for sex. Avoiding eye contact with all the staff there.
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
Let's discuss options later this evening. I'll draw out said options and compare and contrast the "accessibility" of the costume for quickies. Because you never know. Halloween is full of surprises. I'll also compare practicality, level of skank, and creative features.
I dont care if your mom convinced you it should be an abstinent christmas. I did horribly on finals and i'm out of booze, so you will get over her and FUCK. ME. NOW.
Drunk me needs to be reminded of my sexual preferences.
at least it wasnt animals
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
Last night did I take a piece of pizza out of your hand and then proceed to eat it?
Twice...
Turns out the average person our age has never run from the cops. Life: we're doing it right.
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
Randomize
