If I go to jail what happens to my debt?
You dont have to pay it.
I'm going to jail.
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
she was drooling, sharted in her sleep, rolled over stuck her hand under the covers pulled it back out, smelled it and moaned and rolled back over. i almost added puke to the disgusting bodily fluid category.
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
sometimes i wish i was a boob, they get to chill in soft and cuddly little cup things.
he came on my stomach, took his sock off, wiped it up, put his sock back on along with his shoes and left.
It's confirmed. We did xmas carol the grocery store across the street from his building at 2:30am... Only the staff was there.
she smells like cat throw up and cupcakes. i'm trying to focus on the cupcakes but it's really. hard.
You kind of have a nervous, desperate thing going on that isn't exactly catnip for bitches
I'm laying in my house looking at chocolate pudding drip from the ceiling onto my partially erect penis... Yay for shrooms!
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
Oh my god I'm in a public bathroom with a space heater. I never want to leave
That was the night I realized I need to grow up and stop eating mushrooms with strange 40 year old men in convertibles.
I learned so much in Pittsburgh
He started praying immediately after we hooked up, condom on and everything.
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