Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
ID DO HER
SHE HAS LUMPS OF DEODORANT IN HER ARMPIT, I THINK ONE FELL IN YOUR DRINK
I had another sleeping on concrete incident.
she had condoms in her med. cabinet - magnums -I don't think I'm tall enough for this ride
they just named my boobs. Lefty is "Guenevere" and Righty is "I claim this boob for America"
I have a feeling she doesn't appreciate me as a person. She only fucks me because I look like Harry Potter.
it only took 2 hours but we managed to melt the purity ring down with a butane torch
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
Also, horsecock action starts in about a month. Have you prepared yourself yet?
Also they do not have any come back to america, i miss my fuck buddy cards at Hallmark.
The object of the game was to pour tequila into a sombrero and drink as much as you can before it leaked through, 'Big Papi' won.
Cheers to being single today. There's an entire box of franzia with my name on it.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Of two things I'm absolutely sure: 1. I only took 2 hits off that joint and 2. I definitely ran over hedwig on the way home
The last thing I remember was them slipping shots into my beer bong, and me being happy about it
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