a woman just threw her tv out the window while screaming "will you fucking work now?". i'm never moving
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
I can't wait to get all this Makers out of my shoe.
I woke up in your car in the McDonalds parking lot. What the hell happened to 'no man left behind'?
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
You have no idea what this goes for my ego. I literally made you cum in your sleep.
What kind of outfit says I totes want you to take me in the airplane bathroom?
Riding your boyfriend's dick for an hour then waitressing for 8 hours. Would not recommend.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
I’m really regretting these suede pants.
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score one for mom.
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