i wonder if she has dreads down there too...
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
you kept typing in answers.com, why are the state police calling my house, expecting an answer
those are the first brownies ive had since i was 13 that didnt have weed in them.
weed brownie and a latte, breakfast of champions
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
welp wont be popping out a kid with a beret. frenchie is gone and the mother nature showed herself. bilingual kid can be erased from the bucket list
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I gave him head in my cape. On the kitchen floor. Watching a show about bacon.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
What's the procedure for answering a booty call from someone under house arrest?
Randomize
