Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Dude, I would hit that so hard that whoever could pull me out would become the king of England
And then I'm going to yell into her vagina and see if it echoes
corn on the cob and anal lube are not substitutes for the real thing
Where are you and why am I suddenly responsible for your taquitos?
just walked past the recycling bin in class, there's keystone cans in it. go cougs.
I'm currently sitting on the floor of a hostel reception area taking swigs of straight vodka, singing with people whose English doesn't go far beyond Lion King songs. I thought you might appreciate it.
It's gay pride weekend and Father's day.. So in honor of the occassions I am now BI
where are you?
talk to ya later, gotta sled down these stairs real quick
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
I just asked him what would happen if my boobs fought crime. I think I'm cut off.
I don't trust my subconscious. It sleeps with my exboyfriend sometimes.
Don't mind me, I'm just walking 2 miles across campus with no jacket, covered in highlighter, and carrying a hair extension. Gotta love miami!
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
Swans
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