coke and sex party at dan's
im watching greys anatomy with megan...
wha-pishhh
Dude I'm telling you, conditioner is the best for jerking it in the shower. It feels great and afterwards everything is all smooth
The worst part of it is that he's not the first man I've fucked with 2+ chihuahua's.
he just came in and straightened the chair and left again
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
i got two bottles of merlot and sorrows to drown, you in??
She once gave me sex advice over the phone while intoxicated. So no you don't have the cooler therapist.
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
At one point, he came in to give her a pep talk, and then after he left, she just kept whispering his name into the toilet between heaves.
But really- as the voice of your vagina I am BEGGING you to do it. If not for yourself than for your poor innocent puss
You have 4 bottles of kahlua in ur drawers but no sox
That's a good 5 hours of "I have no fucking idea what I did".
Hey, thanks for not calling the cops when I answered the door naked, high as fuck, and covered in red velvet cake batter.
He still want's to kick my ass for fucking his sister, probably a bad idea to leave the bar with his ex...
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