when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
Manager just farted into the intercom. Whole place heard it. A number of people stopped everything and looked at him. Best. Night. Ever.
porn star boner night. come get it.
No it was after you showed us his fraternaty letters shaven out of your pubes
you took my bottle from me saying i was unprepared for its magical qualities. then you buckled it in the backseat.
You are right. The scrape marks on her ass are from her breaking the doggy door by crawling through it.
We found him sitting in a beach chair in the basement storage room passed out. Idk if we should move him or pass the bowl around.
I FEEL LIKE I CAN TAKE DOWN A FULLY GROWN MOUNTAIN LION WITH ONLY A POINTY STICK OH MY GOD
Ive been thinking this might sound random.. But we need a piano in our house next year specifically for railing chicks on it.
pretty sure 5 days for a bachelor party in Vegas is too long when even the stripper giving me a lapdance says "wow that's a long time!"
I had a dream that I had to take a breathalyzer but then it turned out to be a bong....why can't that be real life?
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
Also he said my vagina was sculpted by gods so there must be some feelings here.
I was taking this cougar home in the middle of the night I walked across the hall all naked to take a piss and ran into to some chick from highschool she said no way you are fucking my mom ran into her moms room and started yelling at her
I’m honestly just flattered that you think I could make PornHub’s Top 10.
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