i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
I just found a babydoll head in my sink where we ripped it off and did shots out of it.
All I remember is taking a bath, puking in the bath water numerous times while trying to wash myself and I must of eventually given up
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Your friend, the one I told I would brush his teeth with my tongue, what's his name again?
I just don't understand how we smoked the EXACT same thing and I feel fine but Tim's over here serenading his fifth bowl of fruit loops with Elton John's entire discography.
Apparently when your theatre teacher asks who the best actor of our time is, Nicolas Cage is not the right answer.
There's someone howling in the parking lot. Haha.
I would have publicly shamed him but I'm pretty sure his tramp stamp did that on its own...
Chicks before dicks must only mean American dicks
I'm not sorry for loving America more than everyone else
I felt like the hulk waking up from a black out except with munchies
so go get some goddamn bacon and lay in his bed naked. he'll love it.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
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