she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
You suck. You're fired. I need to find a less reasonable voice-of-reason.
the homeless guy was waiting for me this morning. this is the closest to a boyfriend ive had in years.
He made me a mix cd. There is obviously something wrong with him.
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
Would jacking off with Benadryl cream be good or bad for the poison oak on my dick?
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I don't know if I'm more excited about sex or that I have an excuse to smoke a cigarette
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
Just got an exam care package consisting of only adderall wrapped in money. Score onr for mom.
Dude I may be rolling but there's no way I can make up a 12 ft tall giant green man waving to me right now
False alarm, security just told me it's a radio tower
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