Ur just texting me random shit. That's what Twitter is for
I've decided to turn your sobriety into a reason for me to be able to drink more.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
bleeding from the face, sitting in a shopping cart and holding a wad of ripped caution tape. what else would i be doing?
All i remember is you yelling at a stop sign and the rest is a blur
I could be busy drinking my face off and getting red white and bruised per usual
it still weirds me out that Robin Thicke is Alan Thicke's son
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
I may be a complete scumbag but even im not willing to spend a grand and sit on a plane for 24 hours just for shrooms and a blowjob
I just remembered something. We made out last night, people cheered.
His name isnt in my phone as “Satan’s spawn” for no reason. #devildick
Just deepthroated a hot dog. Thinking of you
you're not celebrating your 21st birthday right unless you give a male stripper a hand job, flash the bartender, and win a free vibrator.
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