i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I am dying of drunk and no thats not a typo.
I was found on the hood of someone elses car... Who would've thought there were 2 white nissans?
i may or may not have puked on your loofa in the shower.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
No, you always delete them without reading. Enjoy the virtue of morning innocence. What are you doing today.
Did you leave your blow razor here? I need it for crafts.
It took him 5 seconds to cum and then he wanted to hold my hand all night
Someone shat in our tub last night. I'm not pointing fingers but you priors make you a prime suspect.
He snapchated me a photo of his penis with the caption "it needs a home".
There's no good way to say, "sorry your son saw me naked on top of your brother"
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
I love that you put so much thought and effort into your nudes
I don't send half assed nudes. Go big or go home.
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