She's JV to your varsity
i can't help myself.. i am just so in love with the kitchen manager.
...he was wearing JNCO shorts.. i'm pretty sure i saw the dragon.
I just used my med student white coat as ID to buy beer at 9 in the morning
Getting stoned and going to costco. If i'm not back by dawn, you know what to do.
judging by the mobile uploads you added of me last night, we cant keep living this way.
Riding on an electric horse at the grocery store... dunno how that conversation went but I hope you picked up a 12 pack.
You realize at the bar last night we blew on imaginary whistles like rose from titanic right?
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
I was gonna turn him down, but he correctly identified a song from Pocahontas.
Also, you think turning 23 is bad, I just ran into the guy that gave my chlymidia
My weirdest encounter with a stranger though was when for some reason they just gave me a box of unopened socks. Needless to say, I never used them.
I think I may have fully transcended this spectrum of life. I can see beams of light man. Down to the photons
What
The only downside is I can't stop skipping
just woke up with nickles taped to my body. theres like a dollar worth.
Sorry I didn't have my phone all night. Did we hang last night?
You bit me
Oh lord I need to hear this story
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