yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I don't think brook has ever known best
My grandmother just explained bulimia to me as a diet
the lady at Walgreens winked at me when i asked where the cherry chapstick was... damn u katy perry!
Day 5 without masturbation. Fat chicks are back on the table
I looked at you and you stared at me dead in the eyes then sprayed febreze at your crotch and winked.
He's either jacking off or listening to Kanye West.
If you do wifi you would be helping my penis out & real friends care about their friends penises...
I'm going to text my booty call and tell him nevermind, that I got the job finished by myself. That will teach him to text back faster.
This lesson is brought you by a psychology class.
In the store looking for it now. They put the theatre/script section right next to the gay erotica section. Rude. Practical, but rude.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
I may have broke the toilet masturbating. On a positive note the floor is really clean now.
They left a cherry picker with the keys in it on a college campus, what else were we supposed to do?
He's eating me out right now. That's how bad he is.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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