Remember ______, girl, blonde, one of my roommates the first year of ________?
Yeah we hooked up in the top bunk bed while simultaneously having a conversation with u, so yeah, I remember her
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
Best look from Detroit today: running across the street with your buttcheeks on display carrying a 40 oz. Or maybe being crazy-pregnant and screaming and slamming a pay phone. Toss up.
Come in. Grab a controller and a beer. We've got some Madden to beat.
You're the best girlfriend ever.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
distance makes the heart seek blowjobs from girls that are closer i heard.
She was wearing a "Got Beer" hat and your bed had necco wafers all over it the next morning. Another story for the grandkids.
Any little, cute, petite blondes with you?
Nah, I got some slutty brunettes though.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
The only reason we got away with streaking last time was cuz we had those miner hats
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
It was my little brother's 14th birthday today. Didn't know what to get him so I just showed him how to use incognito tabs on google chrome.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
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