Ehh boy. FML. she was unattractively large.
the best job he will get is a sex ed teacher in alabama
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
i'm laying naked in your bed you should probably come home
move.
just spent all of my last class as a college student, vomiting in the bathroom. its moments like these i will cherish
Hold on there are flying pancakes I can't handle this right now
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I finally had to say "that's the hole where I pee" for him to understand.
I'm like 'WOMAN, YOU'RE 62, RESHEATH THOSE COUGAR CLAWS.'
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
I told the border patrol officer she was smuggling drugs in her ass. I doubt she cheats on me again.
He spent ten minutes post bj, limp cock still out, in shock repeating 'best blow job ever'. So yes, yelling I am the penis queen out the car window was justified.
Just ordered a pregnancy test off amazon. Fuck 2019
I was running because his wife invited me to join them on their kinky Vegas weekend. Crossing state lines is too much commitment for me.
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