Pretty sure she's used to bigger guys. She kept slipping off while on top. like, constantly
the whole time he was cumming, he did the joey lawrence WHOA. over and over. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA. WHOA.
I hid 4 bags of cocaine in your house. Have fun finding them
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I know it sounds like a good idea, but doing Spanish homework at a bar just because the owners are Mexican and they give us margaritas really wasn't the best decision.
was i strangled at any point last night? or was his dick just that long
This from the guy I found eating salad out of a pot lid in his boxers on his porch last night.
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
If I can't get slightly excited by the thought of his face between my legs then I know I can never sleep with him.
I'm actually kinda upset that we didn't consider velcro-ing detachable capes to our clothes before this moment.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
You know you're high when, "Why can't I steal the duck?!" Becomes a serious question.
I feel like the dump I just dropped is the most successful thing I've done so far today.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina
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