Yo dont text me then not text me
Why I am the classiest girl you know: just mixed drinks for everyone on the baby changing station at the movie theater.
and when i screamed you came in my eye, i found out that everyone else in the room had only pretneded to be sleeping
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
i would totally change schools right now just to be that new girl everyone wants
yeah bitch needs to recognize there's only one person with this face
I wonder if he just picks random boners to send or just the realy impressive ones
Who faxed a picture of their penis to the office printer?!
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
he fell down during beer pong and the chick told him to rub the sand out of his pussy and suck it up. i am in love
You are the tramp this city needs, but not the one it deserves.
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Getting dome in the backseat of a friends car with Ariana Grande playing in the background was probably the most romantic part of my night
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Just calm down. My foot long super joint and I will be over shortly.
Randomize
