Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
Fuck appropriateness.
how many princess gummy vitamins will it take to negate last nights drinking binge?
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
He took the bartender's challenge and took a Jello shot with a tarantula frozen inside.
Its raining shots and i keep catching them in my mouth like you with dicks shits crazy
hotboxing with the ex-bf's two most recent hookups. they just realized they're eskimo sisters with his best friend. this is what happens when I come home for Christmas.
Seriously you've eaten pizza pockets for every meal for the past 4 days
Well to be fair I wasn't alive for breakfast 2 out of 4 days
I walk in and my roomie is fucking her bf while wearing lingerie and minnie mouse ears. Right in the childhood.
Just a little drinking. So much fun and love. The world is a shiny wonderful sphere in the sky so why shouldn't we celebrate?
I told him he looked like my uncle.
Why would you say that in a bathtub?
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
Someone needs to get Mark off the roof. I told you that he doesn’t shut up about ancient Egypt if you give him henny.
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