Is it weird that I have contacts who i've classified as DO NOT ANSWER?
Lol no its called college
it's a shame restraining orders have to come between me and my relationships
On a side note I can sing drakes “best I ever had” so good you’d think I was on degrassi.
You have to stop making references to your extense knowledge of 13 year old girl television programming for me to believe you aren’t homo. The Bravo line-up was one thing, but seriously
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
just broke no shave november. hello backed up drain december.
come over. we are watching hoarders and playing i spy.
Today's dinner table topic: the probablity of my dad turning gay if he ever left my mom.
Wait til she sees the pic of her vag in court docs.
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Got paid to make out with a girl. It takes skill to be this drunk and still make money
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
The Supreme Court upheld health insurance. If that's not an excuse to get hospital drunk, I don't know what is.
Awkward sister question: which game of thrones female left would you fuck?
never planned on seeing last weekend's one night stand again, much less be on the same plane as him..
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
Randomize
