halloween costumes for girls are easy, slutty teacher, slutty cop, slutty nurse, etc...
exactly, that's why i want something interesting
slutty neuroscientist?
he just tried to convince me that tylenol is a gateway drug
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
I could hear them screwing through my bedroom wall again this morning, so I started beat boxing to the tempo.
donating our bodies to science does not justify what were doing to them.
My dick hurts from so many people grabbing it last night. We're not going back to that club
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
Some daaay... Bet your bottom dollar that some daaay you'll do that mollyyyy
He just walked from his house to mine. Walked in and asked for a hug and then left.. And he's sober.
I did way too many drugs this past week for having a broken nose #commitment
I shotgunned a beer immediately puked and rallied. And by rallied I mean had sex in the bathroom after he held my hair.
What a gentleman.
The walk of shame was so much longer today. i have to start fucking guys in my own postcode.
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
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