their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
This chick just checked into her walk of shame on Foursquare... I think I'm in love.
When I was with my girlfriend I was averaging 1 random hookup a week. In the 2 months I've been single I haven't got any. I think I need her back.
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
I'm blazed about to take my 8am final. Another girl is too. We just looked each other in the eyes. She's my soul sister.
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
I have just gotten home. I saw a lot of penis tonight. On a trampoline. Shit got weird.
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
How the fuck do you get a noise complaint filed against you at 9:30am on a fucking Tuesday?
Well statistically J has a 1 in 3 chance of hospitalization when downtown
And a 3 for 3 for disapeearing
He somehow obtained a megaphone and managed to scare away the out-of-control house party—the house party that HE started, by the way— by pretending to be the police.
I just made the same noise looking at my salami sandwich as I do hooking up with you.
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
when i saw him today i think my vagina did the equivalent of a stomach growl... its been to long
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