You know your creepy when you look at recently tagged facebook photos of girls you want to hook up with and they include prom pictures
3 different guys in my psych class know me as 3 different names and said hi to me with all 3 different names-Andrea, Grace, and Bella
I've never been more proud of you
Literally 6000 elephants in my backyard.
She's coming to town, taking me to a Suns Game, wants Anal, and knows we're not going to date, I imagine this is what heaven is like
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
wearing my roomate's scarf as a dress...halloween 2011 ladies and gentlemen
Don't worry, I'm preparing for tonight by lining my purse with a garbage bag.
"I'm 95% straight," he says. Cut to him on his knees...by far the most beautiful guy I've ever fucked.
Same I threw up in 3 different cities already today
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
Oh my fucking god that cat looks just like you after you accidentally took Ketamine
I am naked and annoyed.
Never do acid then ask for a blow job while watching 28 Days Later. Heed my advice.
Had sex on the beach last night with a drug dealer. win-win-win situation
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