HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????
We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
No, i'm not gonna let you give me a footjob on the floor of the cheesecake factory. C'mon.
I hurt. I blacked out in a onesie. Reevaluation needs to happen.
This honesty session brought to you by jagermeister inc.
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
All inclusive resorts are actually just places that livers go to die.
that bad?
u-n-l-i-m-i-t-e-d. f-r-e-e. t-e-q-u-i-l-a.
Am I really that girl who walks around half naked wearing a cowboy hat begging for liquor at some random guys house
I have what looks like a rubber stamp mark on my cock from last night that says "Magic Marla Approved" Do we know a Marla?
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
Know we haven't talked but having an orgy party on the 20th if you're interested. If not, disregard this text.
Who is this?
what food is Colorado known for?
Pot brownies.
My parents are now taking hits off a joint. Thank you.
How was it?
i think i smell bacon but im to sore to walk downstairs. that kinda night
They picked up the lamp, held it aloft, and proclaimed apropos of nothing “this is going right up my ass”. LOUDLY
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