she was so hung over that i had to hold her hair while she puked in a trash can in the middle of the student center as new freshman and their parents walked by.
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
In preparation of Wine in the Woods next weekend, today we're hosting Straight Vodka in the Bathtub
This american gymnastics guy.... He just messed up. I feel so bad. I just wanna hug him until he stops crying. Not even in a sexual way. I just wanna hug him.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
Am I really that high, or did I just spray febreeze outside ?
Just had a VERY VIVID visualization of wrapping a pizza around my cock and fucking its brains out. Soooooo less weed more dates?
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Also, can next Friday be Long Underwear Friday instead of Jockstrap Friday? Because I'm about to cough up a testicle.
You know you're gay when you have to have your coworkers explain to you why your bracket is terrible
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
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