dats a huuuuuge bitch!
who is this????
Do you ever make guys send you dick pictures just cause it's hilarious?
She's not depressed. She's just sober. It's like the same thing.
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
We made a late night liquor run, made margaritas and bloody marys and then retreated to opposite sides of the house to drink them. Alone.
You guys make me sad
You misspelled jealous there
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
YET AGAIN, my financial planning for 2013 consists MOSTLY of eating chipotle as "brain food" and drinking Heavily before the Jeopardy contestant test.
Nobody wants to date "Eats Taco Bell Secretly In Her Car" Girl
just creeped your profile pictures and you should feel satisfied in knowing that you had great eyebrows even before people started drawing them on
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
STOP IT RIGHT NOW IM BEING A SINLESS CHILD OF GOD IN BED TRYING TO SLEEP AND YOURE SENDING ME MEMES ABOUT DICKS
I need an outfit that says "thanks for hiring me" but also says "i want dick in my mouth".
He hit me with his bagpipe
Isnt that against the lesbian handbook?
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