Me too!
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
Mattress luging...It's a long story.
he went up stairs with nothing on but calvin klein's and an eskimo hat, said hi to her dad, got a doughnut, and left like it was an everyday thing
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
i should do something illegal before my birthday. as of thursday im old enough to go to jail.
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
Pencil dick carries the name proudly.
You had sex with a mute, how is that not funny
WHY DID HE INTRODUCE ME TO HIS MOM? CAN'T HE JUST HIDE ME LIKE EVERYONE ELSE I'VE EVER DATED?@!
Looks like I accidentally stole two of your beers and left my pants at your place.
How did you leave without pants?
Who is this? I have a text from you last night telling me your name and to train hard for Tuesday, please make this make sense
Ccatlin cimbing thru th sunroof plz come
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