Sex don't cost a thang now that you can buy trojans with meal points.
5 years of college and never once did they teach us how to respond when you overhear a group of 7th grade boys who are in your class talking about how you're definitely DTF
children are so perceptive these days... and horny
Ridin mah bike see you on the moon
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
Her throat is strong enough to gargle peanut butter. I'm sure you were satisfied.
My radar detector detects ice cream trucks. I think it was made for stoners
I cried at the bouncer while saying I wished he was my father... They had no idea what to do with me.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
My uterus is doing all sorts of karate moves to break free of my body.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
First he fixed my gutter. Then he flogged me and fucked me. Then he bought me a new vacuum cleaner. I don't understand Daddy Dom stuff but I ain't mad at it.
I'm bleeding and have questions
Hey I'm trying to get back with my ex I'mm done doing whatever we were doing I hope things workout for you
Weird flex but ok.
I’m really upset they canceled the conference. Since the divorce I’ve been working out, I bought cute new outfits and even found a bikini I liked. Now it’s all online. You can’t get laid at a webinar
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