Please dont jizz on my ds screen.
Sarah Palin just got hired for Fox News. Watch out Jersey Shore... there's a new drinking game in town
first off, his name is dougie. strike one.
some guy just walked by in the street and for 5 seconds yelled "IMM SOOOO HORNYYYYYY!!!!"
all i wanted to do was something grown up. like go to applebees and drink.
There was blood everywhere. She was pretty good looking person though.
I told him I'd put in a good word. And the word of the day is: NEGATIVE
i just traded 2 rolls of toilet paper for half a water bottle of vodka. i love college
I feel like just to watch it, I need to be high. To understand it, I'd need enough drugs to kill an elephant.
Porn. Physics. Porn. Icecream. Porn. That's my life now.
By this time next year I expect us to have full time jobs that we can call out of so we can day drink on beautiful days like this. Oh, and grill.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
You told him he looked like Jesus and that you wanted to fuck his face, I'd say your blind date went well
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