That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
it's all fun and games until somebody pulls the tampon string..
What the fuck. The girl next to me just looked at her phone, put her stuff away, and popped a birth control and ran out of class. Lucky fucking guy.
Her little brother walked in right as I was finishing and was like "uhhh hey there's a lunar eclipse outside"
I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
If the blood belongs to whoever dumped glitter all over my couch than the motherfucker got what was coming to them. If not, I hope they're ok.
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
I think my body is literally trying to get me to reproduce. "fuck someone! Anyone!" - my body
It felt as if we were fucking on a sea of baby feet and morgan freemans face hair
Don't matter if she's straight, I'll get her. I'm not called The Transformer for nothing
So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
third nipple confirmed
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
i'm at work, alone, drinking a spiced chai & fireball hot toddy. holiday OT isn't that bad after all.
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