Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
Apparently throwing up on your own cape is still a party foul
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
Fail #1 I puked off the balcony onto the balcony below us and when I tried to pour water on it in the morning to wash it off it just went all over their deck. Sorry room 1342 but welcome to Jamaica
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
We are so drunk I just let him piss between my legs on the toilet. That's love.
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I want someone to sweep me off my feet and you want someone to fuck you on the kitchen table. They're both perfectly logical needs.
She kept throwing quarters at him and yelling "Goooaaallll!!" whilst taking her clothes off one by one. I'd say she had a good night
I taped a pair of scissors and a coupon for a waxing on the door. He gets to choose.
I love everything about him! His penis, his hair, his tattoos, his penis, his cat, his penis.
If not, I can murder my liver twice...it's like a cat, it has 9 lives
I just spent 45 minutes and a really well-put together Power Point trying to convince her to use my dog as baby Jesus in her church's play.
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