Black out sex on the trampoline? yes please.
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
He had a cowboy hat I don't know where from and he was trying to lasso a snowman with a dog leash.
All I heard was "I swear it'll be funny" and then we were in jail.
the caf people were giving us weird looks and she yelled ITS A LIFE STYLE
If you could come over after class and poke me with a stick to see if im still alive id really appreciate it
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I just want to get drunk and wake up on Wednesday
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
I don't care. She's the only girl to make me feel like my face is melting when she blows me.
It's 5AM and I just stirred weed butter into ramen noodles. This is not where I expected to be at 30. ...But, hey, getting high off noodles.
1 fuck you 2 fuck her 3 ur forgiven 4 im breaking up with her
woke up on my floor using my jeans i wore out as a pillow
haha i wouldn't expect any less of you
I'm noticing I drink less and do fewer lines when I do both together.
Now that's what I call smart money management.
I just want to get high and watch Dr. Pimple Popper.
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