i googled "the goonies drinking game." i may be alone, but i'm living the college dream.
this stripper weighs a pound. I feel like I should tip her in food.
Dude's from Puerto Rico. Majoring in Spanish is like us majoring in drinking with a minor in watching Forgetting Sarah Marshall.
When it gets to the point that I'm more comfortable being naked at his house than my own, it's time to readdress the fuckbuddyship.
I think I reached optimum potential when I summersaulted straight into a kiddie pool.
No, earlier you attempted Jenga with everyones shoes.
I fucking give up. OKC is where small penises go to disappoint me.
i'm not even sure i have knees anymore. that awesome.
I just fucked her in her boyfriends bathroom... he was in the room sleeping.
I'm pretty sure I did the Macarena with a gay guy while shot gunning a beer
His mom already thought we were lesbians BODY SHOTS WERE JUST NOT AN OPTION SORRY
There is blood on my sheets, we apparently used 8 towels, everything in my shower is knocked down. Wut?
I just threw in a dip with a guy that superglued his fake tooth back in today. My life is complete.
Ones vagina should not have the same slogan as a can of Pringles.
i just realized... if i ever hook up with someone on my bed, we'll be fucking atop my animated batman themed bedset.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
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