Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
you'd be confused too if you woke up to pictures of a ghostbuster doing body shots off you.
she's got a whisker from her dead cat taped to the wall. I'm pretty sure that about sums it up...
please hurry. your mom just evil laughed to herself in the kitchen like she's plotting my death.
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
It's only been a week and i've already broken my no summer randoms rule twice.
Ya, because touching his brother's face for 20 minutes in front of him wasn't bad enough, I also threw up in his garden and stole like 10 of his shirts before I left. But I fed his dog, so it's okay.
Sweetie, don't go home with him. You can do so much better. Everyone else at the bar agrees.
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
I'm laying in bed listening to Purple Rain on repeat. If you wanna bone, come up, but if not, at least Prince understands me.
i would compare it to sliding down a velcro-covered fireman's pole naked. no more bearded men for me.
You should just construct a mini-city, actually. Then destroy, photograph and post. Who could turn down a dick that conquered a whole city? Craigslist personals wont know what hit it.
Hey, you know that marble art statue thing in your bedroom? Hypothetically what would happen if a penis got stuck in it?
I kinda realized titty fucking is purely for our enjoyment, they dont really get much out of it, except for a guy sitting on them and and a dick bouncing of their chin
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