I just wish we had the ability to download food from our TVs.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
Just woke up to find myself cooking eggs on the imaginary stove in my room.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Stole a wheelchair from the hospital and rolled down the street smoking and drinking this is my weekend
Oh my God, that is a gorgeous man. And I wasn't even gay until five minutes ago.
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
She yelled "taste the gay rainbow" in a biker bar. She's either brave or fuckin stupid.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
three guys with a tattoo of the Walmart rollback smiley holding up a middle finger on their ass=free drinks in every bar
I think I'm just going to go like every guy on tinder who has a jetski. I'm doing this for us, Summer is coming.
You had a 45min conversation with the Ronald McDonald statue I have the video to prove it
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