Are you seriously drinking already? It's 11AM. Still morning.
I'm going by McDonald's time. And since they stop serving breakfast at 10:30 and start serving lunch, it is now afternoon.
Is it bad that when my prof gave examples of "stalking" behavior, I either have done or would do most of them?
Beer bonged 7 shots of Jameson. I title this night short stories with tragic endings.
I'm a big fan of your penis but I will not sit through an animated movie dedicated to it.
We are doing handstands and somersaults in the pool. With an inflatable beer pong table and our regular beer pong table. We're ponging by land and by sea
The nurse who handed me my discharge papers underlined and highlighted do not consume alcohol while on my painkiller its like she knows me.
Both the cop and the paramedic were hitting on me while I was on the ambulance. My boob fell out and they just about had full on erections right there. They Came back two hours later to sign my cast with their phone numbers. #stillhotwhilebleeding
i gave up on the vacation being fun the night i ate all the marshamallows out of the lucky charms while everyone else was having sex in the condo
It was a great idea until we got stuck in a ditch. We had to call redneck cousin 1
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
Please tell me how the stripper got back to Sarah's from the trailer park
So yeah, turns out I enjoy vaguely public group sex. Who knew?
Butt Stuff 2016 unites us all
you going clubbing tonight?
well its tuesday isnt it
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