We just made watching Intervention into a drinking game. We drink everytime someone does drungs.
He keeps asking where i got my clothes and accessories. i'm not sure if he wants to fuck me, or go shopping.
he asked me if i "normally slept like that" because i was curled up in a ball facing the wall. then he told me that i woke up in the middle of the night and said "oh my god. i forgot you were here." how did he not understand that i didn't want him in my bed.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Let me just inform you of my purse contents right now. Three cum rags, a sock full of cum, xanax, and a fake moustache. This is my life.
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
You stole my camera, took a picture of yourself and said "that's beautiful, just as beautiful as our waitress".
I can't even remember the last time I took my own pants off
My new hangover cure is going for a haircut, just so the stylists give me a scalp massage during the shampoo.
That certainly explains the nine times your hair has looked different just this last month alone.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
I just made a drink so ill shit. It's goona be great. Ill tell you about it when you get here. Get pumped. For my shit.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
If it makes you feel any better about life I'm wearing yoga pants with granny panties and toms with socks cause fuck my life
I just walked out topless, stared his brother straight in the eye, and ate all the rest of their cookie dough.
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